my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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