I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
