i dont even know how to be here
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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