Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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