how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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