Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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