i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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