He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
