hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
that may or may not have been my penis.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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