Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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