wrigley field is MILF paradise
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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