are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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