I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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