it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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