No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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