I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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