Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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