no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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