Sry I called you an 8
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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