Whod you bang
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
