im having a threesome with these popsicles
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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