Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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