Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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