Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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