I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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