I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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