I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
