i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
