lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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