he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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