How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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