do herpes really smell.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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