Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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