Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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