At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
