He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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