In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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