There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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