Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
God gave him joint rollers for hands
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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