Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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