would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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