Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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