I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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