We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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