Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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