yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she looked like the before picture.
i will never coherently bang her
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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