I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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