the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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