Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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