I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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